portolan | Open Post

[Don't be cruel.]

Students are not refined enough for the proper stage. So of course they are at festivals.

Alright that's what we're doing when you lose.

You just shouldn't spend so much time expecting what you would do when you win as you will not.

Your lack of investment in the outcomes of your winning tells me you can't actually envision it.

Perhaps I do not wish you to chicken out when faced with your penalty for losing.

First, a gentleman doesn't back down from a wager. Second, I have nothing to fear given I won't be the loser.

Alright then. You will be allowing me to give you a makeover. So you have a chance of equaling me.

[ The face he makes. ]

No cutting or dying my hair, but otherwise, you have a deal.

Clearly no touching of hair. That's just logical.

I'm glad to hear you're rational on important matters.

Though, now you're opening yourself to the risk of my wearing your style better than you can.

Which is of course not possible. We both know that.

You didn't catch me saying so.

You catch me doing it.