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[portolan]

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[portolan]

When you lose I'm taking you to a burlesque where I can happily tell you how directly each character is based on the performer's life.

[silent_sacrifice]

I am happy to attend the burlesque either way. But that is not Theater.

[portolan]

Are you willing to say that to eight drunk performers, half of which are larger than you? Because I would very much like to see you try to win that argument.

[ aka get punched ]

[silent_sacrifice]

As if I am not used to telling truth to the face of people 'larger' than me.

[He's too well trained to get punched.]

[portolan]

Shall I take you to one-act play festival instead? I'm sure you adore student work.

[ Balthier suspects they can find a bangaa for Genesis to enrage just about anywhere ]

[silent_sacrifice]

[Don't be cruel.]

Students are not refined enough for the proper stage. So of course they are at festivals.

[portolan]

Alright that's what we're doing when you lose.

[silent_sacrifice]

You just shouldn't spend so much time expecting what you would do when you win as you will not.

[portolan]

Your lack of investment in the outcomes of your winning tells me you can't actually envision it.

[silent_sacrifice]

Perhaps I do not wish you to chicken out when faced with your penalty for losing.

[portolan]

First, a gentleman doesn't back down from a wager. Second, I have nothing to fear given I won't be the loser.

[silent_sacrifice]

Alright then. You will be allowing me to give you a makeover. So you have a chance of equaling me.

[portolan]

[ The face he makes. ]

No cutting or dying my hair, but otherwise, you have a deal.

[silent_sacrifice]

Clearly no touching of hair. That's just logical.

[portolan]

I'm glad to hear you're rational on important matters.

Though, now you're opening yourself to the risk of my wearing your style better than you can.

[silent_sacrifice]

Which is of course not possible. We both know that.

[portolan]

You didn't catch me saying so.

[silent_sacrifice]

You catch me doing it.